So I decided to sample bits of this master diet, starting with the tea, and then the lemons, and then the maple syrup. Oh and I used cayenne pepper in my rooibos chai!
The tea is f---ing painful.
Lemons are always great.
That maple syrup was beautiful, especially by the spoonful.
Cayenne pepper makes me sneeze.
I also realized I'm gluten intolerant, a realization I owe not to the master cleanse, but to my screaming intestines after every bagel/sandwich/piece of bread. What's the cure?
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